News:

Go Back!

 Mother2
Eagleland Currency - by Crazed Sign

Eagleland Currency

I’ve been wondering about the money system in the game of Earthbound! Is this one screwed up currency or what? You must remember, that steadily, the world’s currency has been gradually becoming worth less and less. Remember back in the good ol’ days where you could go to the movies for $ .50? Or when you could get a sandwich for $ .20?

Now I think most of you know which issue I’m gonna pick at next. With this in mind, the decreasing value of money, Earthbound must have been set in the year 3000! I’ve never seen such ludicrous prices in my life! Come on now, a hamburger for $14? Heck, you can get a whopper for $ .99! And the fruit juice, $4? Gimme’ a break, walk on over to a Minute Maid machine and get a juice for $ .50. Wouldn’t most of you people guess a cheap bracelet would be $10-$20? Surely not $98. Heh, a $7 cookie! A $2 ketchup packet! Who’s gonna buy a BROKEN spray can for $189? And let me comment that a peanut cheese bar sounds disgusting! Anyway, a $70 dollar beef jerky! What’s a deluxe water, bottled water that is enriched? Whatever it is, it better be pretty good for $198! And don’t even get me started on Summers! Good Heavens, the Summers Restaurant sells an iced tea for $78!

What’s up with this boy’s dad? Is this a rich man or what? You know, at the end of the game, Ness owns about $150,000. That’s quite a bit of money! That’s also a very generous father. I wish I had a dad like that!

In conclusion, Earthbound’s money is wak! I don’t know if its high prices, or a simulated futuristic currency! Out of every single item for sale in Eagleland, I’ve found three deals:

1. A baseball cap for $19
2. Although a single fresh egg costs $12, later on, being able to sell the chicken for $100 makes it quite a investment for bargain-hunters!
3. The house in Onett that sells for around $17,000 (even though its missing a wall!)


Other Submissions by Crazed Sign

Author Sort Ascending Sort Descending Title Sort Ascending Sort Descending Description Sort Ascending Sort Descending Date Sort Ascending Sort Descending Rank Sort Ascending Sort Descending
Crazed Sign Kraken
fanart
12/31/04 0.00

Junk:

Latest Updates:

EVENTS >:. ...> WHAMAGEDDON 2024
STARMEN.NET >:. ...> Official Starmen.net Bluesky Account
MERCHANDISE >:. ...> Nintendo Switch Profile Icons 2024!
STARMEN.NET >:. ...> hi
FAN VIDEOS >:. ...> EarthBound Saga Ch. 5 - Released at Last!

Activities:

EarthBound Fanfest 2010
MOTHER 2 Novel Translation Project!
EarthBound Central -- Good News for the Modern Fan
Fangamer Banner
MOTHER 3 Fan Translation
Starmen.Net EarthBound Walkthrough
Starmen.Net Mother 3 Walkthrough
Donate to Starmen.Net!

Site Info:

Wanna know more about the staffers? The Site History? The Forum Badge Guide? All the info is here!

Polls:

How do you use Starmen.net?
Last Week's Poll
Which of the Super Smash Bros. Newcomers is your favourite?
Image of Last Week's Poll

Radio PSI:

Bringing the EarthBound community together through the magic of music.
Privacy Policy